Saturday, January 26, 2013

No Pain, No Gain

Sawyer and I discussing my desire to get into better shape:
Sawyer: "Why are you drinking that shake?"
Me (gesturing toward my midsection): "Because I want to tone this up."
Sawyer: "Hey, remember when you used to have that six-pack on your stomach?"
Me: "Sawyer, I have never had a six-pack in my life."
Sawyer: "Okay, remember when you used to have that three-pack and I would go 'Boing Boing Boing' (articulating each muscle with his finger)?"
Me: "Yeah, I guess."
Sawyer, poking my stomach again: "Well, it feels like you only have one left."

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